Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
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your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
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Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
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