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  • Submitted by noble_sunny on Jan 12, 11 at 4:35pm

    Who fucking cares if your first?! You're a retard for saying that

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    Submitted by colan08 on Jan 12, 11 at 4:36pm

    Or at least use a reasonable sentence to use it with. If you're not gonna...you can be FIRST to lick everyone's balls!

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    Submitted by noble_sunny on Jan 12, 11 at 4:42pm

    I'd rather not have a guy lick my balls but hey, that's just me

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    Submitted by no_me_gusta on Jan 12, 11 at 10:14pm

    if you need to write an entire paragraph explaining why a joke is funny... it's not funny.

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      Submitted by firsty on Jan 12, 11 at 11:20pm

      I hope the sarcasm in Firsty's post was visible ;)

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    Submitted by ttesroD on Jan 12, 11 at 6:51pm

    I tried to comment something about pot as an herbal supplement in reference to their dad's glory days, but every time I used the phrase "herbal supplement" it gave me an error message saying: "The internet gods claim that your comment was spam. At least give us macaroni." WTF including this time so now I have to find a way to substitute letters.

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      Submitted by ttesroD on Jan 12, 11 at 6:55pm

      Okay it worked, but I tried doing it again here in this comment and NOTHING I did worked. Not even copying the exact format from my previous comment. If a moderator sees this, please try and correct this nonsense. Because this is bullshit.

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    Submitted by YouDontWannaKnow on Jan 17, 11 at 1:19am

    Lawrence Kansas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Submitted by brocky on Jan 12, 11 at 10:56pm

    I pretty sure this is the dad of the guy. There is no glory in someone having sex with your daughter.

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    Submitted by noble_sunny on Jan 12, 11 at 6:22pm

    Firsty you made me LOL

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      Submitted by firsty on Jan 12, 11 at 9:18pm

      *Hands you a pretzel* :)

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    Submitted by wsp4me on Jan 13, 11 at 3:44pm

    I've come to realize that the majority of posters on here are middle schoolers, high schoolers at best. I'm in my mid-twenties and nobody I know cares if you're "first". No one uses "epic", "win", or "fail" in any combination at a bar or a party. Oh, and by the way F.T.W. means FUCK THE WORLD! That "for the win" shit doesn't even make any sense. There, I said it. I'll step off my soapbox now.... For The Win!! (?)

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    Submitted by firsty on Jan 12, 11 at 4:54pm

    Anyone need some pretzels? They're making me very Firsty :)

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      Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Jan 12, 11 at 7:24pm

      Ah, tfln, where asinine six-year-old internet memes live on at the fingertips of half wits.

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        Submitted by firsty on Jan 12, 11 at 9:17pm

        Incorrect good sir! You see, this meme is not asinine, nor six-year-old...I have used my razor-sharp wit to to combine a popular Seinfeld quote with the word "first", to represent how Firsty is first in the heart of every tfln-er :) But it's okay if you didn't understand that without me explaining first...some people are just a little slower than others. Care for a pretzel? :)

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          Submitted by heinlienwins on Jan 13, 11 at 7:19am

          Perhaps it's time for a new razor, like a song that is played to death on the radio, the Firsty comments are tired and old and annoying. Even Seinfeld knew when to quit.

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    Submitted by phazonghost on Aug 27, 11 at 7:24pm

    Best. Dad. Ever

  • Submitted by zachneedg2 on Jan 12, 11 at 4:19pm

    First