Sponge bath it is.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
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i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
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Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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