I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
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I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
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cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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