Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
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I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
She bit a glass in half.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
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6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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