just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
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using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
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On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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