She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
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Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
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I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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