Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
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Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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