i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
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my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
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Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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