Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
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We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
No subtext here. People are naked.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
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he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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