I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
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I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
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Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
God I need to hump something, right now.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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