thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
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Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
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Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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