i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
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Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
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Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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