I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
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i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
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her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize