I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
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Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
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foreskin is a definite game changer
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Boobs are out for the taking
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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