just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
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You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
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I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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