So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
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No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
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He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
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