we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
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On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Be still, my beating vagina.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
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Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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