wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
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Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
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At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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