its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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