This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
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No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
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You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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