sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
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I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
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40s are totally the cure
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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