Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
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It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
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I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
The ass gains better be worth it
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