Porn is love you can see.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
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I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
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the night ended with taco bell and tears
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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