ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
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I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
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I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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