I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Randomize