this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
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Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
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im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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