It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
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You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
my poor anus
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
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SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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