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  • 76 61
    Submitted by barnesiznoble on Apr 5, 11 at 12:23pm

    smart of you to always use protection

  • 72 54
    Submitted by Bigolebilly on Apr 5, 11 at 1:30pm

    I prefer bareback with my cactus.

  • 70 50
    Submitted by iowawashington on Apr 5, 11 at 1:00pm

    If you're going to shave it - keep it shaved. Even drunks avoid stubble burn.

  • 64 39
    Submitted by GX22Hellboy on Apr 5, 11 at 3:27pm

    Best message ever

  • 56 60
    Submitted by ThizzGOBLIN on Apr 5, 11 at 11:41am

    Story of my life..

  • 50 51
    Submitted by browneyegal on Apr 7, 11 at 9:24pm

    Oh Indiana how I miss thee and the folks from there.

  • 49 53
    Submitted by woopigsooie on Apr 5, 11 at 1:42pm

    you may wanna get your junk checked if it looks like a cactus

  • 50 57
    Submitted by thejoker219 on Apr 5, 11 at 4:26pm

    Only in midwest Indiana will someone hug a cactus....

  • 50 58
    Submitted by cannabislecter on Apr 5, 11 at 11:41am

    This sounds like a euphemism... for the life of me though, I can't come up with one worthy of how funny it sounds...

  • 49 60
    Submitted by projectcurtis on Apr 5, 11 at 9:50pm

    At least your a smart drunk.

  • 40 44
    Submitted by phill_ma_crackin on Apr 7, 11 at 11:51pm

    Lay off the payotee bro

  • 44 54
    Submitted by eveiw on Apr 5, 11 at 2:57pm

    Well at least you took precautions.