I'm going to jail i love you
I just made out with a guy for $7.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
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