You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
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I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
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You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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