she was so not down for the gang bang
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
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Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
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Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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