She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
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how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
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Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
its liver damage thursday
Randomize