just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Randomize