it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
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I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
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If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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