google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
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dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
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My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
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