As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
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NoShamevember. You game?
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
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I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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