How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
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He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
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Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
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