Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
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its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
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Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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