Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
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I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
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We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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