Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
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her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
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Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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