I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
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So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
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She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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