If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
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i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
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Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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