i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
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It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
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They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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