Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
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OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
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Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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