Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
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Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
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guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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