I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
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I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
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I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
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