wake up i wanna do it froggy style
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
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woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
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U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
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