Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
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My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
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New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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