I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
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We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
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I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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