very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
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Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
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WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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